Some people are filled with giant quantities of suck.
Are you okay, Nemo.
I’m going to text you, okay?
I’m tired, but not tired and feel like punching everyone in the face.
What’s wrong, Cher?
Stuff, I guess.
Do you want to talk about this stuff? You know I’m here for you. Nemo always finds you.
Don’t I have brothers…
Nemo it is then, awesome! I try to stay away from fish too, except it’s easier because I hate eating fish. Yay! I’m special. Would it really be that surprising? Hey, whorelips! No, I’m just kidding. I doubt I’d say that.
That was funny! See, I can’t take you seriously calling me whorelips. Though, mainly I hear it from men, so perhaps that’s why it’s strange coming from someone so angelic as yourself.
(Source: kissmekirby)
Don’t I have brothers…
Alright, if you say so, I’ll be your Cherry. Nothing’s really up, anymore. I’m just watching Fear Factor, eating chips. And you? Oh no, no girl talks are necessary. You can almost braid your hair? That’s awesome! Can I call you Nemo?
For you, yes. You can call me Nemo. I try to stay away for fish because of my mouth to face ratio but you’re special. You can call whorelips and I’d respond. It’d be surprising coming from your mouth, but I’d still let you.
(Source: kissmekirby)
Kirby might be bored
Yahoo! I love points. Adorable, no, I don’t think so. No one outside my family that is. But yay, Cherry it is. What have you been up to day though?
Yay, I’m a first them! Well, aside from your family and stuff. Cherry, awesome. Now I got to think of one for you. Well, I finally got out since I’ve kind of been in my room for the past week. I went room shopping, got some Pepsi, and some other food and pizza. What’ve you been up to?
Ooh. Shopping is fun. Pepsi and pizza’s delish. That’s actually making me a bit hungry.. Hm. Today..not a great one. Kinda fell from cloud nine, but hey, it happens, right?
Kirby might be bored
Well, it’s silly, but sometimes you remind me of an angel, like a cherub. So maybe cher or cherry for short. And of course, Little Bunny Fefe.
Oh, you’re so adorable, y’know? Has anyone ever told you that? I like cherry. No one’s ever called me that so yay, again, for originality!
Yahoo! I love points. Adorable, no, I don’t think so. No one outside my family that is. But yay, Cherry it is. What have you been up to day though?
Kirby might be bored
Oh, this gonna be hard, definitely. I’d love to hear my nickname!
Well, it’s silly, but sometimes you remind me of an angel, like a cherub. So maybe cher or cherry for short. And of course, Little Bunny Fefe.
(Source: kissmekirby)
Kirby might be bored
Oh my god, you’re amazing. I need to give you a good nickname. Name some things you like.
Ahh! This is hard. I like everything! I’ve already given you a nickname…I just haven’t told you to them yet.. Wanna hear?
(Source: kissmekirby)
Kirby might be bored
How’d you know that I was apart of the Federal Bureau of Unboredomness? I totally do, both actually.
Damn. I could tell by the way you blinked. It was as if even in those split seconds of you closing your eyes, you STILL were entertained. That’s a constant stream of entertainment. Total FBU material.
(Source: kissmekirby)
Kirby might be bored
Hello, hello, hello! I’m here to make you un-bored.
Yes! Finally. You sound official. Like you’re apart of this Federal Bureau of Unboredomness. Do you have a badge or fun stun gun?
(Source: kissmekirby)